Funny poems for children for the New Year

Not everything is as it seems in these humorous and upbeat New Year poems by well-known poets: children interpret surprises in their own unique ways, older kids divulge Santa Claus’s secrets, the Christmas tree is unhappy, and animals come up with inventive ways to celebrate the occasion.

Smetanin Andrey

Is the New Year a joy for everyone

Dad is happy. Mom is happy that the kids are enjoying the new year. A delicious goose is in the oven, and the Christmas tree is glistening with ornamentation.

I’ll enjoy myself and won’t go to sleep until the sun comes up. Merely the Christmas tree and the goose made me unhappy this new year.

New Year"s counting rhyme

Counting from one to four The scent of Christmas trees fills the apartment. At three, four, five, and six – They refuse to force me to eat oatmeal. We’re requesting pie today, five, six, seven, and eight, because, nine, ten, Mom and Dad are kneading dough!

New Year

Fearful once more I firmly sat on the chair in an attempt to oversleep it, and then I blinked and fell asleep. I thought I had overslept, but when I woke up in the morning, it had arrived!

Hedgehog and Christmas tree

Daddy Hedgehog is very angry that he can’t find a Christmas tree in the steppe that is lit by fire during the day. When the New Year arrives, he will need to transform into a joyful Christmas tree. Hold stars and garlands on needles to prevent the hedgehogs from being without a Christmas tree!

In ambush

New Year! I"m sitting in ambush.
In shoe polish cheeks, nose.
I smeared paint on the strands
Of light curly hair.
World camouflage!
A hook is at hand,
Fishing line, strong rope
And a capacious landing net.
I smeared glue in the hallway
And under the tree the parquet.
Without breathing, I fell silent behind the curtain –
I"m waiting for Santa to come!
Of course, I won"t sleep –
I"m seriously aiming
To figure out what kind of miracle
This Santa Claus!
I won"t read it to the night guest
A prepared poem.
I feel so I want, to the point of anger,
To look into his bag!
He gets into trouble, it seems, by accident
From an awkward step.
And then he will reveal the secrets
Of the immense bag!

Melting snowflakes on the window He went into a sweet sleep, dreaming, leaving a wet trace. I discovered in the morning that Grandfather was there. I spot a brand-new toy—a dump truck with a bright ribbon! Just like when Daddy’s slipper fell in my trap?

Fir trees

Tops of fir trees reaching the sky Keep quiet, listen, and gaze at the grandchildren. And thin needles on grandchildren’s fir trees They form a circle and dance at the forest gates.

A cheerful snowman

Past the mounds of snow, directly ahead A happy snowman was on his way. And he held a decorated Christmas tree in his hands instead of a basket, broom, or chocolate bar!

Tinsel

"Oh no, oh no!" A tree let out a squeal. I can’t, please help! I can’t take it anymore! I’ll flee back to the forest! The branch makes brush-like scratches. And every ball trembles. "This pile of tinsel killed me with its tickling!"

How the wolf decorated the Christmas tree

The wolf cried out, "This isn’t correct! The tree isn’t decorated on holidays! Observing the kitchen shelf, he said, "I know how to decorate the Christmas tree!" I fastened it to every branch. by munching on chocolate bunnies and candies. "That’s what we need," he said, licking his lips.

How the New Year comes

Along the route,alongside the path, alongside the route, And after that, a little more Stroll down the road — This is our tall structure, with the twelfth story! Turn right here; ring twice. New Year, you came to see us! You came upon us immediately?

Bouquet

I went to look at the Christmas trees, and I came home with a bouquet of needles.

Where Father Frost was born?

Where was the birthplace of Father Frost? Where did he grow up and reside? – At us in the fridge! There, he still resides!

Two girlfriends

"Little tree for Christmas, little tree for Christmas!" Olechka is content. A lovely little Christmas tree that Olechka adores.

What a gorgeous ensemble she has on—firecrackers and beads! Olya appears to have two girlfriends as she stands next to a Christmas tree.

Olya is from the table as well. We have fun in our house! She took her mother’s beads and hung them on herself.

A day in reverse

What is the Eve of New Year’s? It’s the opposite of a day.

It is feasible to stay up late and skip waking up early for kindergarten.

Cutlets and porridge in place of Consume all the candy you desire!

He won’t learn it from moms, but there will be commotion and noise.

My dad is a businessman as well. I’ll have him over here for the entire day!

The primary holiday for all kids, Visit us soon!

We celebrated the New Year

Myself, my mom, the cat, and Dad all celebrated the new year. I had some holiday compote, the adults had some champagne, and the very significant cat devoured some sour cream.

If the frost runs out

The white snow will melt if there is no more frost. What will the poor thing, Grandfather Frost, do?

Water will flow away from him. Then it will begin to drip from his beard as it streams onto the ground.

Gentle Grandfather Frost, my dear, cherished one! Santa Claus, hide in our fridge!

Bear"s dream

Feels sorry for the bear The people of the forest in winter. Never celebrated the New Year without clubfoot.

For him, a barrel of honey Santa Claus departed from him. In his den, he covers his nose with his hand while snoring.

Then again, who will congratulate him? Never will you meet a daredevil. A lazybones should be woken up. What if he gets bruised?

The real secret

The pie sighs, the tree is decked, The puppy leaped up when the bell rang, and I grabbed the lock and stayed on the threshold!

I was speechless and muttered something incomprehensible at the door: "Of course!" There was a live Santa Claus!

I gave the grandfather a kiss! Abruptly, I realized that the elderly man possesses numerous amazing qualities: First of all, the elderly man has a wig on for unknown reason. Secondly, his nose is composed of cardboard. Lastly, there’s a nipping and obnoxious puppy. A small dog laid down amiably at the feet of an elderly man, which is quite unusual!

Santa Claus is visible on the felt boot. Grandma Rosa sewed a patch onto my brother’s felt boot yesterday.

Joy! It’s time to yell and leap, for I have complete knowledge of the situation, having traded in my slipper for this patch yesterday!

However, I’m enjoying myself immensely, so it wouldn’t be appropriate to reveal the mystery! I’m going to give my older brother this gift: I wouldn’t recognize him for anything now, not even for his nose, wig, or patch!

They mistake him for Santa Claus. And all the boys, on a sled slide, along with their parents, grandparents, and And the snowdrift-dwelling janitor holding a shovel, And to all who behold the glistening snow, a cherry bag draped over his shoulder!

This is my first true secret because he gave me a real telescope, and when the real New Year arrived, it proved that he was a real Santa Claus. In addition, he is my real elder brother.

New Year"s greetings from a snowman

A snowman writes, "I hope you have a blizzard," in a letter to a friend. so the entire year would be swept by the blizzard. Frosts of "minus forty," ice, snowdrifts, and snow-covered hills. and soul warmth!

Surprise

Christmas tree toys
We made them ourselves:
And Santa Claus
With a big mustache,
And little Snow Maiden
In a rich fur coat..
And all this in secret
From the younger brother.
He is in the room next door
On a soft crib
He lay down comfortably
And sleeps sweetly.
And we quietly
We got together today
To cook him a
New Year"s surprise!
What is not there
On our Christmas tree!
Here is a cheerful clown
Dancing with the pigs.
Here is a golden rain
Streaming along the branches.
Here is a fluffy bunny,
And next to it – the firebird..
All that"s left is to hang
On a prickly branch
Only a red ball,
And – the tree is taken down.
Suddenly my brother"s voice
We hear from the room:
– And the red ball
Hang it higher!

Old Year

Everyone is eagerly awaiting the New Year, of course, but I feel bad for the Old. Ultimately, he will depart from us entirely! I was depressed even.

However, I’ve already adjusted to him and we’ve become friends over the past year. I made friends with him because I saw the sea for the first time and I learned to swim. And there was a little sister.

Additionally, Happy New Year! As a brand-new visitor: Naturally, they are happy to see him, but he still needs to adjust after a year!

New Year is coming

"New Year, new beginnings," is what everyone is chanting. I examine myself. I turn to face the men.

Grandma has a trace of wheat flour, Irinka has freckles, and DIMKA wears glasses.

Dad also sports a mustache. Simply put, beneath the nose rather than on it. Furthermore, on the mustache’s two sides.

And the uncle, something incomprehensible sticking out of his nose, is what screams from the screen.

A boy who lived next door A nose scar from when it fell onto a tree stump in the forest.

Mironova is sporting a zit. However, that isn’t the case. No one will find in the upcoming New Year!

That like this, hanging pointlessly on the nose? So why do people say as much?

Tell me the location of that odd nose. Perhaps my nose hasn’t developed to its full potential yet?

Mom is assisting dad as he decorates the Christmas tree. I make an effort to assist without interfering.

For kids, New Year’s is a magical time, and humorous poems make the festivities even more joyful and entertaining. These lighthearted poems are ideal to recite at school functions, family get-togethers, or even in front of the Christmas tree at home. They make the holiday more enjoyable and memorable by encouraging kids to embrace the holiday spirit with lighthearted humor.

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